Can’t Stay In The Lavatory

It is dangerous now to have a diarrhea and stay in a plane’s lavatory for too long. A passenger was dragged from the stool  and arrested by crew and fellow passengers last Sunday, because he stayed on the lavatory for an hour!  Truth be told, this was on a flight from Northwest Airlines from Amsterdam to Detroit and the man was a Nigerian….. like the would-be terrorist that was apprehended a few days earlier on the same flight! Note to self: better stay with flight simulation or just take the car!

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Monday, December 28, 2009 13:48

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Martin Yari
Wednesday, December 30, 2009 02:11

I was wrong about the fact. It was American airlines which saved $ 40,000 by removing one olive in First class salad. This was in 1987. by now that’s about a million dollars.

Martin Yari
Tuesday, December 29, 2009 23:43

You guys are missing the point. They are actually reshaping the industry. Just like when they said “going green” it really meant “going green as in dollar bills”. New environment tax is coming soon to G8 countries. Airlines make more money in cargo. than our bulky carry on bags. They already succeeded in reducing checked baggage size and weight. Here we another victory. Remember the article about how United or (was it Delta) saved couple of million dollars by reducing ONE OLIVE from the dinner menu. Instead of two they started giving one. I wish I could quote the whole… Read more »

Paul Laube
Monday, December 28, 2009 22:45

Wonder what the size of the P bottles will be that we will be allowed to carry on. 3 oz or less? Now in case I want to fly I will have to look into one of those wierd catalogues that offer travelling gear or start wearing a diaper which I still have some time left before I need those.

Eagleskinner
Monday, December 28, 2009 21:29

You can even call it a “Plummsklo” in German…

Well, this will be a turnup for the books – everyone with bladder problems (Cystitis for the girls, prostate for the boys) is now technically banned from flying if they can’t tie a knot in it…

That could even get me fired because I may have to restrict my travelling.

“Woe, woe and thrice woe!”

At least I can press the P button in sim if I want one…